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A skinny white boy (Usually an adult) who thinks he is the shit, When in reality he's nothing special.
Often seen trying to pick fights with people double his size.
Person 1: Wow is he really trying to pick a fight with Johnny??
Person 2: He's just a skinny weasel
julia is a weasel because she is very energetic and never stops and can’t sit still she is also very cute and she’s a little weird but everyone likes her because she’s a weasel
JIAW means Julia is a Weasel
A game which involves a weasel and a mouse in which the mouse is on a tether and the weasel must jump to catch the mouse. Extra points for high jumps.
I was playing Weasel Mouse and got the weasel to jump about three feet in the air!
The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.
Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.
The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking
wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.
The act of pretending to be drunk/sleepy in order to put your face in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.
Those girls were being some sleepy weasels last night.
A good looking, well presented male who attends the gym to primarily meet females with the intention of sleeping with them.
Check out that Gym Weasel over there greasing up all the hot chicks