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OH MY GOD YOU ARe BLACK!!!!!!!!!
Me: OH MY GOD YOU ARe BLACK !!!!!!!!
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A really bad penis. Most symptoms are erectile dysfunction, a rash that looks like leather, and the smell of moldy ravioli. The carrier usually lies and says he got it from a skank, but you are born with an Oscar. Oh there is also self castration that occurs, depending on how small the sack it.
"Do you smell Italian food my nigga?" 'What the fuck where at a Chinese resturant!' "Oh, my nigga next to me probably gots an Oscar, that foul. Yo man, your Oscar's being a grouch?"
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A fat ass with a fucked up hairline that can't get no bitches
Oscar is gay
Oscar ate all my food what a fat ass
Oscar's hair line gives me nightmares
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An awesome awards show with people in gorgeous dresses (other than Miley Cyrus) That is being hosted by JAMES FRANCO and ANNE HATHAWAY. James Franco being one of the most gorgeouss and best actors ever to grace the Oscar stage.
Guy 1- Yo, dude. You watching the Oscars tonight?
Girl- What the hell! Of course I am. I'm finishing my project early to watch the hot James Franco speak. Ahh....
Guy 2- OMG I am so watching that. Dude are you?
Guy 1- What? No. That's for homos.
Guy 2- WTF? (Punches Guy 1 in face).
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One who takes beef whistle up the ass like the good bitch he is
Did you hear about the fag oscar? He takes cock like nobody else would
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A jerk face who plays with girls feelings and suck booty whole.
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