Hot Oven

Farting under the duvet and causing a warm gust of pungent air to be expelled when the sheets are disturbed.

Dude, don't hot oven this bed when we're heads and tails

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cake in the oven

A phrase often used to describe when someone is pregnant (see preggers). "Cake" making reference to the baby, and "oven" meaning belly or womb.

Also see the phrase, "bun in the oven".

1. "Did you here about Miss Grey?" "Yeah, she's got a cake in the oven. Wonder who's the da'."

2. "Her dad was shocked when he found out she had a cake in the oven."

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Dutch oven

Beneath the bedclothes after someone has played ‘Reveille' on the botty bugle.

"A Dutch Oven is the art of cooking ones partners' head beneath the bedclothes using cabbage-gas, made popular by Emperor Julius Ceaser during the hieght of Roman rule in Europe". (Adam Hart-Davies, from the popular TV series 'What the Romans did for us, 2003')

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Jew Oven

A rather less-than-deviant sex move. When your having sex with someone and you shove them in an oven!
(don't try this at home)

Hitler: I'm charged with murder because I gave my girlfriend a jew oven.

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Beast Oven

Female genitalia, for instance beast oven refers to the fact that the female has a child inside of her that more than likely will turn out to be a fucktard therefore A beast.The oven part of this should be self explanatory.

"I be stuffn' that BEAST OVEN"

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Snugg Oven

The process of trapping gas under a snuggie and wraping an unsuspecting victim into it inturn trapping them in a gas filled prison. Variation on a Dutch Oven.

"I hate it when my husband gives me a Snugg Oven!"

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Amish Oven

When you shit the bed and pull the covers over your partners head.

I was laying in bed with my girlfriend after using a suppository. After my bowels let loose, I gave her an Amish Oven.

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