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Taking the virginity of a flat chested girl.
"I'm out pancake popping tonight. Wish me luck".
the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.
this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.
The sense of feeling moody, emotional, deep introspection and generally feeling down. This emotional state is often accompanied by a longing to remain depressed and wallow in self-pity.
I'm a total Emo Pancake today and can't listen to enough of The Smiths.
A: Want to go out to lunch?
B: No. I'm sleepy and a little Emo Pancake.
A: Oh, so do you want to go watch a movie?
B: No. I'm an Emo Pancake today, I don't want to do anything but smoke and drink coffee....alone.
When a male pulls out and ejaculates on his partner's stomach, thus creating pools of jizz that resemble pancakes.
Dude, I totally made tummy pancakes on that slam piece last night
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When a guy really needs to take a crap, the shitstorm begins to leave his ass the moment his underwear falls
below the faultline (his butthole)....He then begins what us men call "The move". The synchronized motion of yanking one's shorts down while beginning to shit while also sitting down on the crapper, all in one fluid beautiful motion.
This move does not though allow time to check if your wife left the seat up. The existence of a "down position" will result in what men will forever refer to as a "pancake shit"...otherwise referred to as a cake dump, or "laying a flattie".
My damn maid cleaned my bathroom and left the seat down.....after a night out on the town and a 2AM taco bell run, I ran in there with some projectile gurgling shit comin out of my stinkhole, I had no time to turn the light on.....
You guessed right boys, Pancake Shit.....
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So called "alt country" or "Americana" music, etc.
Does anyone in Minneapolis like anything besides crappy Uncle Pancakes?
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The glorious act of putting dat bacon in a pancake.
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bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes,
take some bacon and i'll put it in a pancake,
bacon pancakes that's what it's gunna make,
bacon pancaaaake.
Those were some good ass bacon pancakes.
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