Pants Rabbits

Crabs.

Any species of invertebrates which have four or more legs and infest the pubic areas of humans, and are passed through sexual contact.

Sometimes inhabit beards and scalps.

1. You best not bang that whore, lest you get some nasty pants rabbits.
2. "What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways. We don't want no pants rabbits." Steinbeck, Jon. Of Mice and Men.

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Comfy Pants

The cheap flannel pants you wear around the house when your hungover...

" I was so fucking hungover yesterday, I just threw on my comfy pants and laid on the couch all day."

Cheater Pants

Thin pieces of spandex material which accentuate curves and appear to make a women look as though there is no cellulite in her legs, thus cheating on her appeal. A.K.A. leggings

" I thought she had a nice ass, but it was really the cheater pants that made it look that way."

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Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.

Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.

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Vietnam pants

where it is extremely cold, you're penis shrinks to just being a helmet in you're pubes, looks like a soldier poking his head out a bush. its Vietnam pants as opposed to Iraq pants as Vietnam is very bushy, Iraq is a desert!

it was so cold i had my Vietnam pants on today

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buffet pants

a form of pants like clothing in which the waist band is made of elastic for easy expansion of the abdomen.

hey ross lets put our buffet pants on and go the the chinese restaurant.

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Pants Dance

the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.

"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"

"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"

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