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a secret way of saying porn infront a someone without them knowing. ( such as your parents)
" yo man lets go get some pb n j."
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WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX WITH A HUMAN YOU REMOVE YOUR PENIS IN AN EXTREME FASHION WHICH CAUSES THE SAID HUMAN TO SHIT THEMSLEVES. YOU WERE PREPARED AND YOU HAVE TWO SLICES OF BREAD.....ONE WITH JELLEY ON IT. YOU CATCH THE SHIT ON THE OTHER SLICE OF BREAD....SLAP THEM TOGETHER....THROW THEM IN A BAGGIE AND GET BACK TO BUSINESS.
THAT SUCKS THAT MY DAD ATE MY LEFTOVER PB AND J SANDWICH.
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A mind-blowing sandwich made with three rows of different nut butters spread vertically on one slice and three rows of different jellies/jams spread horizontally on the other slice. When the halves are joined, it results in an insanity-mode PB&J with NINE DIFFERENT FLAVOR COMBINATIONS!
I made my kid a 9-way PB&J for lunch today, and all the other kids bowed down to their new leader.
"De best sandvich evahr"
- A. Schwarzenegger
It is traditionally a closed face sandwich (but not limited to) composed of peanut butter on BOTH of the inside halves, turkey in the middle and cheddar cheese to top it off.
some forms of the pb turk n' chee have the bread toasted as seen in the Canadian pb turk n' chee. Also seen with melted cheese in the Italian pb turk n' chee. Many variations exist.
Origins:
tied closely with "Jables" of Tenacious D more commonly know as Jack Black. His mention of the jr. western bacon chee led to the inception of the pb turk n' chee some years later.
Bless the D in the name of the Dio the Meatloaf and the Holy diver.
barmen
"man i'm fuckin hungry. lemme check the fridge
Dude, wheres my pb turk n' chee?
wake up you asshole!"
"whahahaheaugh what!"
"you ate my fuckin' pb turk n' chee"
" well if you put it in there, its fair game, for anyone who wants to eat it"
excerpt from karate pb turk n' chee
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The act of rubbing peanut butter on your penis before having sex with your partner who is on her period. After sex she pushes everything out onto a piece of bread.
Tim: Hey Mike, what you having for lunch?
Mike: I got that Eastern European PB+J today.
Tim: You nasty
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Paul Brown Ritch made a school. 2 of them. An elementary and a middle. school containing 3 main groups. Black Girls, Black Guys, and trashy white boys that think they're thugs bc they know bad words and don't own belts. 4 if you count the Others (LGBT, Awkwards, A little bit of both). The school doesn't really live up to its name, P.B.. The only sinks with warm water are the Art room and the nurse. They can't even afford hot water and recess. The main groups of students are clearly visible. The 6th graders that are usually the rude types that try to act ghetto and bring condoms to school that they use as balloons, and the sixth graders that are filled with hope in their 1st year and leave with depression, anxiety, while being scarred both emotionally and physically. When a teacher gets on to them for something, the 6th graders lie and act way more offended then when they are called gay. Their are an unequal mixture of teachers that are great and those who make you contemplate suicide. 8th grade teachers are chill though. Some try but fail. And this includes the substitutes of which some are great while others spit out racial slurs, cuss, and those who are like sixty but dress like college students who got dressed in the dark to go to a rave. 4/10
I don't like going to PB Ritch Middle School. It sucks. Chorus connection was boss af
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A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.
Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.
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