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Someone who thinks they are a good moderator on online communities when really they're not
Wow! You must be a narcissistic penguin - you're THAT bad!
When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"
When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.
My dick is lubed as a penguin.
A tall, long neck migratory bird with huge wing spans who, will turn pink if it ingests krill through a large black hooked beak. They also live in tropical regions.
The penguins in the Everglades are just beautiful.
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Something that has wings but does not fly, specificly a UAV sensor operator
Guy #1: WOAH! You got a flight suit & wings!You must fly! What's your job!?
Guy #2: I'm a UAV Sensor Operator!
Guy #1: Get out of here you Penguin.
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a type of rare turkish pasta generally found in ireland, served with a heavy cream sauce made with butter and asparagus
im making penguins tonight honey, so keep the fire extinguisher on hand
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When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
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