Person A : Stop!!! I'm on my period
Elmo : Rockie, you're a rock
Person A : Well, being tortured like this is just like periods
Elmo : I'll show you what it's like to have period
*Elmo proceeds to stab rockie in the balls and squash them
Elmo : Anyways
*Kisses Peter Griffin
Elmo : I will never let you get hurt by anyone
Peter : Ok my sugar poo
*Makes out for 4 hours
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the blood that shoots out my vagina and ruins my life for a week
her: babe we canβt have sex iβve just come on my period!
him: ew thatβs grim, never go near me again
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Witchy bitchy week
The monthly punishment for not being pregnant
We are πππ‘ to be fucked with at this time or we will kill you
Any girl *is moody*
Boy: Awww whats wrong? You on your pe-
Girl *punches in jugular* : donβt fuck with me Iβm on my period and my ππππ kill you *smiles sweetly*
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Some ghetto people say it and most tiktok kids that are addicted to the app say it a lot
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the time every month when your girlfriend goes insane and acts like a bitch. in certain more insane girls increases the risk of her simply deciding that she no longer wants a boyfriend.
fuck, my girl is on her period again... maybe I'll go get a hotel room for a week this time
bitches be crazy
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An excuse for girls to complain and bitch for 3 weeks out of each month. They say it only lasts a week but the symptoms always seem to last for the week before in stress of it coming, and the week after because apparently no knows wat they are going through.
Guy1 "dude, my girl is having her period"
Guy2 "Week 1, 2 or 3?"
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