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Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 23, 2017


Pet Tiger

A pet tiger is a well behaved scally (most of the time), however there are occasions where he may kick off and therefore you cannot relax in their company.

Don't annoy the pet tiger in the corner he is liable to kick off

by rolofinger April 26, 2019


Soul Pet

A pet that you feel was destined to be yours.

A pet that you feel a strong connection with and is the one pet you will never forget out of any other animal or pet you’ve owned.

This is my soul petSmokey”, I’ve felt a stronger mental and emotional connection with this pet than any other

by JustNotReborn June 14, 2022


Friend pet

When your friend acts like your personal pet and does thing for you on his/her own

My friend is a friend pet

by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019


street petting

Actions involved with appraising "the goods" of the men & ladies of the night.

Hey, hands off! Pimp C says no street petting!

by Jeff Pink July 22, 2017


Pet Bull

A bull is an intact (i.e., not castrated) adult male of the species Bos taurus (cattle).
A pet is an animal kept primarily for a person's company, protection, or entertainment.
A pet bull is an adult male cow that is treated like a traditional pet (i.e., dogs)

I think Mary's pet bull is too dangerous to be around the kids.

by DRARC September 24, 2018


Pet Parrot

A character type of the internet world who is widely and democratically accepted as the laughing stock of a forum.

"What's that? SQUAWK!? You're such a pet parrot."

by Luke oTO February 5, 2008