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When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.
James turned Missy into a naked pirate last night after the football game.
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One who searches for the chode. Also likes the chode.
Man, our baseball coach is such a chode pirate for making us run.
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a) Someone whose a fag, (gay) and probably likes to sit nearer than 5 feet to their bro in a hot tub.
b) Cosplay pirate that enjoys mooning people.
Eg. “Man, look at those moonlight pirates over there!”
“Ayo check it out! There’s one moonlight pirate inside another! That shits crazy man!”
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Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.
...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.
"Arr!! Its time to pillage the village"
"look mateys ive found buried treasure"
Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"
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A trilogy of films documenting the tales of one Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew of wild yet loyal miscreants, and their quest to pillage the seas of the Spanish main. The first installment of which, entitled "The Curse of the Black Pearl," released in 2003, became widley popular as the first PG-13 Disney movie ever released. Also, the release of "Black Pearl" boosted the lead actor, Johhny Depp, into super-star status, also causing widespread fits of *fan girling worldwide. The second film, "Dead Man's Chest" proceeded to shatter all opening weekend records, grossing a supposed $155 million plus dollars in three days. Also starring Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly, the third installment of the epic Trilogy is currently filming, and is set to be released Memorial Day weekend of 2007.
* See fan girling.
"Did you see Johnny Depp in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean?! He's so hot he made me get all 'fan-girl'!"
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One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.
Broke Ass Dave is a drunk pirate.
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A pirate who doesn't rape and pillage but rather cries alone in the middle of his "ocean of sorrows" about not being able to find his pirate queen.
"Dude, did that pirate look gay to you?"
"Nah man, he's just an emo pirate"
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