pissed away

A descriptive term for wantonly wasting ones money, typically in a stupid or frivolous fashion.

Dude, I pissed away my pay check buying rounds at the club last night.

Careful in Las Vegas, you'll piss away your savings.

Inch of piss

Usually refers to the extra bit of piss that embarrassingly emerges, even after a vigorous shake.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.

Rob: "HAHA! What the fuck is that wet patch on the front of yer jeans?? you incontinent fuckwit!"

Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."

Thunder Piss

When your piss is so strong people waiting outside the door to use the bathroom can feel the floor vibrating from your piss hitting the toilet water.

"Thunder. Thunder! THUNDER PISS!"

"Man, Joe must have had a thunder piss. I felt it in the living room"

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Piss

frosty piss

On Slashdot, a high-traffic technology news website, there is a moderation system based on score. Traffic alone guarantees the difficulty of obtaining the first post, which is rewarding for the user. Such comments are generally frowned upon and attributed a negative score by the moderators.

Frosty Piss is therefore intended to be a near-anagram of First Post. Many other anagrammatic variations exist, depending only on the user's boredom and creativity.

Subject: FROSTY PISS!!!!!
Body: OMG I GOT THE FIRST POST! WHEEEE!

Piss Daddy

An older gay man who engages in water sports with a younger gay man, especially a twink.

Mark was the ideal piss daddy because of his large bladder and impeccable aim.

a pot to piss in

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.

Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.

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tramp piss

Strong, cheap alcoholic beverages sold and drunk with the sole intention of temporarily relieving the drinker of his or her miserable existence. Almost always drunk by the homeless and unemployed and supplied by unscrupulous bastards in Off Licenses who keep a hidden supply of cold tins behind the counter for sale at £1.39 a pop.

Strictly speaking the term applies to White Lightning cider and its many even more disgusting imitations. It is erroneously applied to superstrength lager (Tennents Super, Carlsberg Special Brew etc and to other drinks associated with the homeless and unemployed (English sherry, cheap vodka and even cheaper whisky)

I finally managed to drift off to sleep after drinking a four pack of tramp piss.

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