snakes on a plane

The only food that can truly satisfy the hunger of titans such as Mr.T and Chuck Norris.

Chuck: Excuse me waiter, do you have any Snakes on a Plane?

Waiter: Sorry sir, im afraid we only have snails in a convertable.

Chuck: That is Unacceptable!!! (an explosion of sheer anger destroyed the restaurant and Chuck went to chill at Mr.T's for some snakes on a muthafvckin plane)

R.I.P to the restaurant of inadequacy

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plane letter fake

A plane letter is a letter to that is given to a close friend to read on the plane ride to entertain them, this is not a real thing, two high school girls from Monsey NY made it up

Man gives woman a plane letter, she realizes its plane letter fake and he is trying yo get in her pants

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planes hit the towers

An expression for 9/11/01.

Do you know where you were when you heard that the planes hit the towers?

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motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane

The last thing that you will hear when you are being attacked by numerous snakes on a motherfucking plane. Also used as a term in which you are completely fed up with a problem that you have been dealing with.

Sam Jackson: I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane!

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I ain't gettin' on no plane

Catchphrase by the ever polite BA Baracus (Mr T). Due to a fear of flying, he was always reluctant to fly.

BA Baracus: "I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal"

Hannibal: "We're not flying anywhere."

BA Baracus: "If he be flyin', we be dyin;"

Hannibal: "Drink your milk, BA."

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snakes on a plane

an acceptance of the uncontrolable.

"I'm sorry about your grandma dying, are you okay?"
"Yeah...I kind of went off by myself, drove around, and snakes on a plane'd it over. I'm cool now."

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And that's how you land a plane

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch

Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane