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The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
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Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.
Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?
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When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.
After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:
Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.
Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
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a drink made out of vodka and an orange flavored drink (that isn't actual orange juice)
We couldnt make screwdrivers because there wasnt any orange juice at the party, so we made plastic screwdrivers with orange Gatorade instead
celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday
"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"
"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"
some sort of material that is non-water absorbent and reflects water on both sides
waterproof plastic is useful when having sex.
repo man for unpaid for blow-up dolls.
I think I got robbed last night. Either that or it was the Plastic Avenger