Fortnite player

a fortnite player is either a 6 year old with his mum’s credit card or a toxic 19 year old virgin

“I’m a Fortnite Player,” Jeff said

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CD Player

since they are no longer used thanks to those DAMNED mp3 players, let me give you a breakdown of the now extinct CD Player

before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player

they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire

me: i just got a new sony Walkman CD player

you: d00d, CD players are sooooooooooo 1998

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Clarinet Player

the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.

person 1: yo you got head from that mad hot clarinet player?

person 2: mary? yes! fucking amazing.

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Player Pills

Altoids or another type of breath mint.

Hey man, Jessica's coming over tonight. Can you hook me up with some player pills?

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Ohio Players

One of the greatest funk band ever. Led by Junie Morrison until he left the band in '74. Some of their best known songs are : Fire, Funky Worm & Ecstasy. Around '77, Junie Morrison joined the P-Funk mob and co-wrote some of their most famous hits including : One Nation Under a Groove & (Not Just) Knee Deep.

1. James Brown
2. Sly & The Family Stone
3. Parliament/Funkadelic
4. Ohio Players

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Fortnite Player

See Virgin

That guy looks like a virgin
Yeah he looks like a Fortnite Player

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me player

The opposite of a team player.

I’m afraid that our onetime Employee of the Month has become the consummate “me player” of the workplace.

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