play in the v

originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes

v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings

note - also can apply to bedroom activities

Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v

Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v

playing the hairmonica

performing cunnilingus or oral sex

Kathleen was hesitant to commit to the new man in her life, as he was cocky, belligerent, mean and smelly; though he was adept at playing the hairmonica.

yeet play

A cringe saying when that your friend says when he doesn't understand how to use the word yeet.

"I stole your golden scar that was a yeet play!"

jut play

an abridged and streamlined form of when you are not serious and just playing with someone

when Frank seemed to be offended by my trenchant comment I gave him a nudge on the shoulder and said 'jut play.'

Nade Play

Sexual activity that precedes intercourse, however containing a nade introduced during this uncertain time.

Can add Hardcore for some more intense Nade Play

Craig: "I heard Backdoor Ben loves Nade Play..."
Jason: "What kind of sick fuck does that?"
Criag: "You know he's called Backdoor Ben for a reason"

Cortana: "Please chief I need some Nade Play to spice up my life"
Chief: "Would that be Frag or Plasma?"
Cortana: "Im feeling like some sticky Nade Play today"
Chief: "I need a plasma"

playing tents

Wanking Under a Duvet

George was playing tents when we went on holiday last year.

drank play

side piece

watch Making Couples Switch Phones *Loyalty Test* FINALE 💔 Public Interview 20:20 time stamp is an exmaple. "guess who im with?" "you with ur drank play" (aka side piece)