A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
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A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is a TV show on TLC.
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kevin plus kiyo dyanmic, is two people who are married, acts like a couple, act like best friends and act like classmates all in one. but they are very good friends.
person 1: "omg, is u and ur bf dating?!"
person 2: "we arent dating..."
person 1: "but u guys act like a couple, u guys legit are "married" together"
person 1: "we are the kevin plus kiyo dynamic duh."
I, I went off to the right
Without saying good goodbye
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake I fear?
Ay ay ay ay ay ah
Ay ay ay ay ay ah
Then I call
Ring, ring, ring, ring
La la love plus one
Ring, ring, ring, ring
When I call love
Give love some soul
If I may be quite so bold
Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake I fear?
Ay ay ay ay ay ah
Ay ay ay ay ay ah
Then I call
Ring, ring, ring, ring
La la love plus one
Ring, ring, ring, ring
When I call love
Love plus one
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1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.
We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.
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It's 21.
Bob the sigma
"What's 9 plus 10?"
Jerald The Beta
"It's 19"
Bob the sigma
"Inferior being, it is 21 you fucking pineapple faced retard"
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A small overtime wage, as is in straight time plus an additional overtime bonus.
There's double time, time and a half and then there is "time plus taco time". I received time plus taco time pay on Sunday.