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Faux Pod

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

by April S. October 20, 2006

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Pod

A person who cannot spell or type very well; a child with special needs

That boy's a right Pod

by Meh April 25, 2003

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Birth pod

Egg donor female version of sperm donor. Unfit mother that birth child and left.

It's just been the kids and I since their birth pod left.

by Kvk903 January 8, 2020


pod bitch

a typically hot girl who fills pods with paint for a paintball player or team. she is usually a players girlfriend.

Dude did you see Jesse's new pod bitch? Damn she's hot.

by k'spodbitch September 4, 2011


spark-pod

An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.

An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.

A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.

An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.

A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.

i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.

Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.

Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.

The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.

Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.

That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.

by Lil' Juan February 10, 2019


Pod thot

Someone who will do anything for a pod or a hit of a juul

Iโ€™ll suck you dick if you give me a pod making me a pod thot

by Riloooooo March 10, 2019


hag pods

old lady boobies

Dang, those are some straight up hag pods!

by FlowahPowah October 16, 2019