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Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet

Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.

by Bross December 28, 2018


pooch pizzle

A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.

I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"

One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.

by Smith dux Wurd June 18, 2017


pooch punch

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you

The little shih Tzu pooch punched me

by KatZ55 July 16, 2021


powder in the pooch

when it’s getting too hot so you put powder in your panties so your vag doesn’t sweat - invented by erika from bgc9

julie: today might be a powder in the pooch day
erika: well let me get my powder ready

erika: you know, a powder in the pooch is when it’s like, too hot, so you gotta put the powder in ur panty, so the vag don’t sweat like it’s a powder in the pooch day so i’m damn excited

by sorenxiv February 14, 2024


baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017


hench pooch

a masculine girl, possibly with big muscles

your a hench poocher

by shizzzzzzzzle March 19, 2007


Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 22, 2023