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When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
A pooch pizzle is normally when you lean over and take a piss on something in the fashion of a male dog.
I decided to troll the other people in the urinal, so I leaned over, unzipped my pants, and took a big ol' pooch pizzle. The guy in the stall next to me... let's just say "he was damn pissed!"
One time when I was 8, I was curious what it'd feel like to be a dog. I told my mom I'd go outside to pretend something new. 10 or so minutes later, she caught me pooch pizzling on our fence. That put an abrupt end to my childhood.
When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you
The little shih Tzu pooch punched me
when it’s getting too hot so you put powder in your panties so your vag doesn’t sweat - invented by erika from bgc9
julie: today might be a powder in the pooch day
erika: well let me get my powder ready
erika: you know, a powder in the pooch is when it’s like, too hot, so you gotta put the powder in ur panty, so the vag don’t sweat like it’s a powder in the pooch day so i’m damn excited
a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat
He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.
If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs