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When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.
I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.
1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block
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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
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1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid
2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas
He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.
The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.
Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.
Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.
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A "Poon Pioneer" is someone who explores unchartered virgin waters, deflowers and leaves his "mark" behind.
Mike: *breaks hymen*
Hannah: "You sure are a really experienced poon pioneer, aren't you?"
Mike: "Mazel tov baby!"
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The act of gaining a sexually transmitted disease from a poon, which a bro has previously engaged in coitus with.
X: Mayte, I totally banged your ex last night!
Y: Did you use rubber?
X: Hell no mayte!
Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!
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The female version of a blow job (a.k.a. the act of cunnilingus).
If Mike doesn't start giving me Poon Jobs more often, I'm kicking his ass to the curb.
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A slippery, wet substance created by a womans vagina or poon, usually before sex, or when sexually aroused. Poon Juice serves the purpose of lubricating.
Dude, Danyelle was so horny last night- I was dripping wet from head to toe with poon juice by the time her and I finished having sex.
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