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An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way
pooties b da best pooties in da world.
I love going to the park with my favorite little pootie poo
Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.
That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.
A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina
“I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”
A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.
"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.
adj; used to describe frustrated
Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!