meat popsicle

the male genetalia (slang)

"I was so bored in class that I whipped out my meat popsicle and started jerking off. I got a detention."

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popsicle mustache

When one proceeds to fellate a man w/ over grown pubes. Once she/he has taken the dick far enough into the back of her/his throat, her/his mouth will be right on the overgrown pubic hairs, resembling a mustache.

Dude - you know I don't give a shit about my ball-fro, so when I shoved my dick down Abby's throat, that bitch had a popsicle mustache!

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fag popsicle

When you are gay for popsicles and constantly lick them

Elijah Is such a Fag popsicle. I know he won't stop licking that popsicle.

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Ghetto Popsicles

Kool-Aid popsicles made in an ice cube tray with toothpicks, a popular stonerfood in hotter regions.

1. Mom just made us these red flavor popsicles and said we could have as many as we want.

Response: That's because they're Ghetto Popsicles.

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jewish popsicle

When you pull your dick out of a girls asshole and your dick is covered in shit.

Fuck I just gave you a Jewish popsicle there is shit all over my dick.

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Meat Popsicle

Slang term for the male genitalia.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of demons, transexuals, demonoid transexuals, the undead, horny zombies, vampires, polar bears, eskimoes, and any penis that enjoys a nice warm place to rest it's head and drop a load off.

Can also be used to describe the genitalia of an anatomically correct snowman.

"My beers getting warm, wheres your meat popsicle, Mom?"

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The Popsicle Game

a game played when 2 or more guys say 'popsicle' when they see a hot chick.

Guy at waterpark with buddy: "Hey, wanna play the popsicle game?" *sees hot chick* "I feel like a popsicle right now" *sees hotter chick* "Crap this popsicle is melting, must be really hot out." *sees black hot chick* "I'm gunna go get a chocolate popsicle k?"

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