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Another term for masturbating.. Pulling the pork.
Hey what's that guy doing? Don't mind him he is just pulling the pork
1) Where you put the pork 2) Female genitalia
At Oktoberfest I'm going to put my sausage in the beer wench's pork basket.
When her taint is extra meaty and has has multiple fat rolls.
She bent over for me and whoa!!!! Pork ribbons.
She likes me to smack her pork ribbons.
As if her beef curtains weren’t not enough, her pork ribbons added to the fun.
Dude, you won’t believe it... I think I just saw Jimmy & Ralph pull a Pork Slider.
A term used in aboriginal cultures to mean dominant female in bdsm relationships. Typically Aunty pork is an older women (60-70 years of age).
“Aunty pork paid a visit last night” “aw dude that sucks, did you lube up?” “Nope, was bleeding all night.”
“Aunty pork porked my ass real good”
“Aunty porks fingernails are no joke”
“Had burritos last night dropped a mean ass shit afterwards felt like my anus had seen Aunty pork”
n. a puffy, swollen eye resulting from an infection caused by pressing one's eye against someone's rectum.
"Hey, what's up with your eye?"
"Ah, I've got pork eye; got it yesterday when I was trying to see up Petunia's ass."
"Ew."
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When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.
Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.
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