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When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.
Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.
Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).
1: Teabag
Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.
2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)
3: Tree Climber
This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.
Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
Three ppl spooning while using dildos/dicks
666 position-
During a three-some
positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music
person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing
When the big spoon holds a boob while spooning in bed.
Babe, you know I can't sleep unless you have me in the addy position.
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A term which is euphemism for "intentional spreading of HIV", also called Pozzing. Given the self-loathing put upon gay males during the AIDS epidemic and by Christians' obsession with sodomy in exclusion to a loving relationship, the act is popular among the gay fetishes.
This would be an issue if there were not also Positive Slamming individuals, or males self described as Bug Catchers, who get a high off taking these positive rammings thus taking the majority share of the viral loads. It is of mild concern to Infectious Disease Specialists who have Christians and the media via gay males to thank for a never-Ending supply of mutations of the immunological depressing virus, only because it's thier job.
For the "plague spreading abominations" from the 80s and 90s, more commonly now referred to a "gays", it is a prophecy of self-fulfillment, given by Christ through the lies of Christians and the news outlets: pestilence spread in the name of sexual satisfaction to god's chagrin by revelations of the sickness HIV by process of actualized defamation.
Despite the name, only the forgiving followers of Christ truly consider this deadly onus/sexual taboo as a good thing.
"Man: I hate to get another positive ramming... my current strain is treatable by my medication."
"Man's Christian Mother: As I told you, you are a sick pervert, you filthy faggot. If you had listened to me that man you 'fell in love with' would be the prophet instead of that abomination you have become just like."
"Man: I think I have a fever."
"Man's Christian Mother: You'll be burning in hell
for eternity for your crime against nature, so might as well go be the sodomite you are and burn on earth too."
"Man: Yes ma'am..."
Positive sauce is ejected out of the male penis and flys through the air and pastes it’s self on to a partner(s) face.
Money Bunns: Oh you like it when I do this.
Harry Crosswinds: Yeah baby just like that I’m about to give you all of my positive sauce you ready.
*Gives her all his positive sauce*
Money Bunns: You got it in my hair
Harry Crosswinds: My bad baby but you gotta give my daily dish of happiness.