pound syndrome

'Pound syndrome' is the act of a male performing sexual favors so well, that when the sex is done, the female literally acts obsesssed and/or addicted to him and his male unit.

"After he gave his girlfriend the 'pound syndrome', she would not stop calling him for hours."

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Drop-a-pound

When having to go to the bathroom and take a crap weigh your self before you go and weigh yourself after to see how much your poop weighed! Drop-a-pound

If I weigh 200 lbs before I poop and weigh 199 pounds after my dump then I just dropped-a-pound. Drop-a-pound!

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pound mochi

1. To pound mochi rice with a wooden mallet repeatedly until its beaten into a gooey paste. Usually done around new years for the new years feast on the first.

2. To get laid. To pound the poozle. (Hawaiian pidgeon of Japanese immigrant origin)

1. Hiroshi keeps an old hollowed out stump in the shed to pound the mochi around oshougatsu.

2. Ay boss, my wife stay home today, I go home lunch time and pound some mochi.

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4 pound

is a .45 cal gun. aka a four fifth.

I pull my 4 pound when the beef occur.

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pound sand

to tell someone to fuck off.

My brother told me to go mow the lawn. I remarked "pound sand!"

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Pound The Snooch

snooch, pound, fuck, pussy, vagina, cunt, snatch, cooch, cooter, twat, beaver, muff, poontang, poon, hot box,

Dude, that girl is SO hot, I want to "pound the snooch"!

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British Pound

The Currency used in Britain. Pounds sterling. Made up pounds (£) and pence (p). There are 100 pennies to the pound. The actual currency (the coins and notes) go up in 1,2,5 up to £50 notes (apparently there are £100 notes but you never see them, and most shops wouldn't accept it cos they never see it so it could be faked). Most the money has a picture of the queen on, but you can also find darwin, adam smith, elgar etc.
1p, 2p, 5p, 10p, 20p, 50p, £1, £2, (that's all the coins).
£5, £10, £20 (that's the notes).

Definitely not monopoly money, because it is worth twice the dollar!

I bought a bottle of vodka for £5!
Apparently if you draw on the queen on the note, it counts as treason.
The British Pound as we know it was introduced in 1971

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