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Someone you want to call a slut/bitch etc., but you can't because they aren't. You're just angry because you can't get with them
- She's such a slut
- She's hasn't had a boyfriend for months, she's not a slut
-you're right, *sigh*, she's a pseudo-slut
-I feel your pain, man, I feel pain
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Besides women slapping men is probably the reason why said women can't get anymore men, thus having to divert their attentions to rug munching and wearing dungares and short hair cuts.
If you have done none of the above three things then you have no right to refer to yourself as a 'lesbian'. Henceforth you shall be referred to as a 'Pseudo Lesbian' one who subscribes to the ideology of muff diving but isn't hardcore enough to dive into the dark abyss of the muff.
You are the Mussolini to Rosie O'Donnells' Hitler, the Chairman Mao to Ellen Degeneres' Josef Stalin, hang your head in shame and know that henceforth you shall no longer be welcome in San Francisco or certain parts of New Orleans.
Lindsey Lohan is a Pseudo Lesbian.
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Conserving the country but not its traditions, anti-foreign, conformist (antinonconformist) demanding relentlessly conformity, giving fake philosophies like air, light and hope, and fake ideologies like anti-Asonianism, and is pseudo-uncompromising, that is, by tolerating no compromises, half-measures or by not understanding defeat, they make up for it with the positive aspects of this political philosophy, by offering air, light and hope which is a fake metaphore, it's pro-intellectual in that the Christians are pseudo-conservative by only accepting conservatism if it's by serious intellectuals, but the rest of this political philosophy isn't conservative because it's different and therefore it's fake, they have fake conformist styles, fake philosophies and fake words.
conservative: I will teach religion into politics.
pseudo-conservative: that's not by a serious intellectual, your religion is crazy, only a cultural conservatism with air, light and hope is the real conservatism.
conservative: there's no such thing as air, light and hope, you're fake, you're making it up!
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'Pseudo Good' is an event that you feel good or happy about but only because it has deceived you into thinking it is good. The good was only a possibility - but it turned out to be nothing.
Pseudo Good is the opium of life, it keeps you positive, it usually does not amount to 'actual good' but by then you have forgotten how lame the Pseudo Good was and you happliy swallow the next load of Pseudo Good, just like a gold fish biting at nothing because its memory is too short to remember that nothing doesn't taste of anything.
I'm so happy that x girl at college is starting to be friendly with me! - Six weeks later she blanks me because she only wanted to get a lift with me to classes. It was only Pseudo Good.
I'm so happy - the boss wants a meeting with me next week about the managers job - Turns out he just wanted me to cover the vacancy until someone more experienced replys to the job add. It was only Pseudo Good.
I'm so happy x company wants to buy our stuff, all my hard sales work has paid off!! - turns out that their previous supplier had put them on stop due to non payment because they have no money and now they are going bust owing us thousnads and we are probably going to go bust too. It was only Pseudo Good.
I'm so happy - I've just voted for a new government - (Insert outcome here)
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Any heavy metal band.
pseudo goths are on the verge of becoming full fledged gay vampires
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When someone looks normal on the surface, in appearance or behaviour, but occasionally does strange and very weird things.
You're not normal! You're pseudo-normal!
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In literature, any book that contains some form of explicit content (such as romance or sexual activity).
In crime, the act of sexual activity involving non-genetically-related family members (Such as step-family or adoptive-family members).
(Literature) My friend is reading a book which contains pseudo-incest. They said that it's a good book so far!
(Crime) My uncle is going to court for his two acts of pseudo-incest, having sex with his adoptive niece and his stepmother.
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