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A salami breathed simpleton who roams airport restrooms in search of errant nut hairs left behind by wayward travellers. This dipshit will collect said pubes and store them in an empty skoal bandits tin. Said collector of short & curlies will then attempt to stuff the pube filled tin into there sphincter for smuggling operations abroad. See also a censored, inconvenient truth
The author referred to as a censored, inconvenient truth is a pube smuggler of epic proportions and deserves to stare down the one eyed business end of my thick, vein laden ginger root.
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Dandruff of the pubes. A syndrome that disturbs the pubic region of the body with white granules forming from the follicles.
You need some Shaft & Sack to keep that pube dandruff from getting on your black panties.
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Attaching ones pubic hair to their television by any means nessecery.
Josh: Am I comin' over to watch to super bowl.
Ben: Yeah, we're watchin' it on the pube tube.
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Leg pubes are like normal pubes..except they are covering the upper part of the thigh. They essentially cover the genitalia, but also carry on down the the top half of the thigh.
"Bob was horrofied when she removed her skirt, as she had terribly dark leg pubes, which scared him off."
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The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.
I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.
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Similar to a mustache, except the hair grow on the upper lip as it did when you were 14. Straight, light, and fluffy. This can be seen on men (and some women) until their late 20's.
Adam Morrison had a pube stash in the 2005 NCAA basketball season
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A good way to describe facial hair. In most cases it is used to provoke a response of annoyance or humor.
"Edward aka EZE aka sexy man beast has face pubes."
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