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puddle bunny

A female that resembles a rabbit or hare that has drowned in a shallow form of water that preys on inebriated men

Hey bro, I cant believe that you boned that puddle bunny last night!

by bigsexydude October 7, 2009


nub puddle

The opposite of leet sauce. Someone who has no skill and isnt awesome.

(Nub Puddle) - kills=0 - deaths=42

by American Hippie November 10, 2009


Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs

Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!

by kecksucks September 10, 2016


puddle horse

Someone who loves cuddling

I'm a puddle horse. Please cuddle me

by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014


Cuddle Puddle

A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.

by DopeSauce4lyfe May 21, 2019


Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 2, 2018


Butt-puddle

The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.

Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle

by Kalnadia July 19, 2015