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Yer maw punts coonsil

Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

See also: yer da sells the avon

"Awa talk shite, yer da sells avon ya roaster"

"Aye well yer maw punts coonsil n aw, prick"

"Cunt"

by purefanny565 February 3, 2017

88πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


50 yard cunt punt

When someone runs up and kicks a person in the vagina

Dude.... she got so angry she gave my sister a 50 yard cunt punt!!

by 50cp July 27, 2017


Out punted your coverage

To have a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse that is far better than you deserve for no apparent reason (i.e. money, fame, power, etc...).

"My wife is awesome. She is really hot, smart and rich!"

"Yeah. You really out punted your coverage when you got married to her."

by _The Pathfinder_ August 16, 2011

49πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


cunt punt the front butt

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.

actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt

by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018


cunt punt

like cock blocking with a twist, a cunt punt is when a straight girl comes up to her lesbian friend and scares away a potential lesbian from approaching her friend out of fear they are dating.

tammy put her arm around me at the gay bar and I was like you know your cunt punting.

by alytt August 31, 2010

1πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Out-Punted his Coverage

when a guy with no looks and no money lands a hot chick.

my buddy definitely out-punted his coverage with that hotty.

by kejo66 December 15, 2008

47πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Punting from the Cambridge end

Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.

My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!

by Da_Cello October 15, 2010

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž