The Questions Game

The question game is a conversation starter for tool/douche bags that have absolutely zero game, and minimal social skills. Normally a male initiated game, in which they try to make conversation with females in order to gain their first sexual experience, because let`s face it, if you are using this game on strangers you are probably a virgin. As well as if you are using this game in order to find out how skanky or slutty a female is, do us all a favor and call a hooker.

Really?" Tom played the questions game with that random girl?" "What a fag!

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Clown Question

A question intended to make the person responding look foolish.

Can be used to "clown" the person asking the question.

"That's a clown question. bro." Bryce Harper

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Loaded Question

The type of question a woman asks a man when she doesn't have the money to buy her own chocolates.

This type of question may also be asked asked if her desk has been bereft of flowers for more than two weeks.

So the latest loaded question she asked me was if a pair of pants made her ass look less fat...I just bit the bullet...realized I couldn't win...and called the florist down the road. The owner said she was thinking of naming her newest flower and candy combo after my wife.

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quick question

The plea occasionally comes from a pain in the ass office worker who is clueless and wants help desperately. He does not have a "quick question." The question is not the issue: he usually requires a quick answer that is not easily given. He gives the appearance of knowing what he is talking about but needs a tutorial on how to load a stapler. This guy (sorry men: this stupid question normally does not come from a woman) is not long for the company if he asks this kind of shit all the time. The worst offenders will use "air quotes" when asking a "quick question."

Hey dude, can I ask you a "quick question" about the sales meeting this afternoon?

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stupid question

A question so obvious the asker must be an idiot not to know.

Often however, used in a sarcastic tone/context to make the other party look stupid. Making the asker very clever.

Closely related to the Rhetoric question.

So exactly how in hell did you pass med school again?

Shut up, stop asking stupid question

BURN!

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personal question

a question that is asked not to a group but to an individual, thus making it a personal question

Hey (person who you are going to ask's name) can i ask you a personal question?

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Loaded question

A question in which the responder has only one option to respond as, therefore the questioner already knows the answer.

Nate: "Hey, how are you?"
Lisa: "Good thanks, you?"
Nate: "Yeah, I'm Good."

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Nate: "Hey, how are you?"
zabi333: "that is such a loaded question, of course all I can say is good."
Nate: "Yeah, I don't even actually care how you are, just filling up the awkward gap."

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