adventure race

A race involving combination of two or more disciplines, usually including orienteering and navigation, cross-country running, mountain biking, paddling and/or climbing and related rope skills. Adventure racing is classically a co-ed team sport. Nonetheless, many races now permit "teams" of 1 to 5 persons, single-sex or co-ed, and sometimes include age-based categories.

Team phart.us is the best adventure racing team of all time! They don't finish last in adventure races, and they drink heavily the night before!

race time

1. Time spent within the environment of one's own race.

"It's been a long day around my co-workers. Feels good to finally be home and have some race time."

mcdonald's race

Where you order every thing off the McDonald's menu. Then you proceed to wolf down tens of thousands of calories, with out leaving your seat.

"Did you see Johnny annihilate the McDonald's race?"

"Yes I did and Johnny now has type 2 diabetes

race clickbaiting

Media-hyping of racially charged content in order to increase ad revenue.

The Huffington Post is using the Ferguson protests for race clickbaiting.

Elephant racing

The act of big rig semi-trucks slowly passing each other on the freeway, obstructing private motorists and substantially slowing the overall speed of traffic.

German origin.

My commute took forty minutes longer than expected because all of the damn elephant racing.

Mannis Race

A game invented whilst drunk involving 4 opponents racing to the top of a large climbing frame made of rope (original Mannis collesium found in Palmerston North, New Zealand). The winner is the first to the top and is then dubbed "The Mannis".
Note: Competitors may only compete in the sport if they have consumed a minimum of 15 beers.

"In the weekend I tanked up on booze and won Mannis race, I am the Mannis"

Link race

A link race is an event held when a topic is mentionned by at least two parties without exact knowledge of the topic.
When the link race is declared, both participants must race the Internet to find the single most relevant link in the shortest time possible.

-You know that book about superheroes?
-Marvel Encyclopedia?
-I'm not sure....
-Link Race!