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An asshole who can’t handle the fact that the vast majority of humans do, in fact, believe in some sort of god.
Guy 1: It’s cool you’re an atheist man, but I still wanna be Christian.
Reddit Atheist: *begins frothing at the mouth* *sweats in pure rage* *begins screaming and crying* NOOOOOOOOO!
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A fictional story made by a neckbeard with their fantasies of beating up their bully. Getting some girls. Etc.
Guy 1: A hot young japanese girl is attracted to me! As a otaku and ultrachad i couldnt refuse!
Guy 2: Quit making a reddit story. You know you cant even go outside and touch grass or talk to a real woman.
When Reddit thinks the only way justice can be served is to ruin someone's fucking life. Someone can accidentally kick a dog and Reddit Justice will happen. They will say: "Reddit, do your thing!"
Reddit Justice is when people think that they are the law.
Absolute crap. These servers often go down twice a week, with the servers always up and down like a rollercoaster.
Kyle: Hey, do you want to host a Reddit AMA?
Chris: Sure man, let me... wait, the Reddit servers are down again!?
Kyle: Figures. Rumor has it that hackers run this site.
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Also known as l 3 n 1.
An echo chamber for the pseudo-intelligent, social justice workers and a epitome of hypocrisy.
Composed mostly of barely literate and people with barely enough money. The remaining are rich kids that hails from the old money.
Facts from science will be twisted to fit their pink environment. All the statements that echoes within the chamber is treated as Bible truth. Lately, their refusal to believe the lopsided lost is a prime sample of their color blindness.
The abode of pinklawans.
I can't believe that our bet had lost the election. I have to seek validation that the surveys were rigged. I have to go to Reddit Philippines. Hopefully the mods has removed or altered the sour facts.
When me and the boys all group up and rate porn
Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.
When the members of a subreddit join forces to seek redemption, retribution, revenge, rewards, recognition, revolution, or all of the above against any individual, group, organization, city, state, municipality, country or the entire world who they feel have inflicted a wrong against them, others, or the entire world on account of their actions, inactions, or gaming of the overall financial and economic system to only benefit their interests and those of the 1% for almost all of recorded history.
Leia: Guys, I did some research and realized that a few Wall Street hedge funds have aggressively sold short GameStop shares to the tune of 140%. If we band together and buy GameStop we can trigger a short squeeze and screw these Wall Street firms and their cronies out of millions perhaps billions and show them what it's like to lose their home.
Luke: Great idea Leia! We may not work at fancy Wall St. Investment banks or live in million dollar penthouses but if we come together we can show these evil bastards how powerful people can be when they organize and work together for the common good and that no enemy too large or too powerful can be defeated through willpower and hope. Let's get this reddit redemption started!
Han: I just bought 50,000 call options of GME!
Chewie: Aarrr wgh ggwaaah!!!