reverse Hitler

a mustache that instead of being one strip in the middle, like Hitler, is shaved in the middle and left alone on the sides.

Guy 1:"Dude, that guy has a reverse Hitler, cool!"

Guy 2:"You fag, he also lives in the trailer park and sells crack"

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uno reverse

A card used in the game uno. Also used in arguments to counter the insult back at the speaker. The uno reverse is even more powerful then no u

Steve: Ur mom gay
Mark: Uno reverse
Steve: *every atom in his body explodes*

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Reverse Beard

A reverse beard occurs when a woman with an out of bounds muff sits on a man’s (or woman’s) face reverse cowgirl style. A person is more likely to be the victim of a reverse beard during the cold winter months, or when spontaneously hooking up with a partner who has been on a sexual sabbatical.

Yo, Stacy's bush is so grown out you could braid that shit. When we sixty-nined I had the reverse beard in full effect.

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Reverse Ending

Also known as the "Self Facial"

Some whore is jerking you off, but it goes totally wrong. Right when your about to bust, the crazy bitch points your dick back up towards you, and without you knowing; your demon seed is released all over your own face. At this point, you should proceed to get up and cockslap the bitch as hard as you possibly can.

yo that dumb whore... she pulled a reverse ending on me last nite

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reverse fart

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.

(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.

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Reverse Milton

When you start a new job but don't quit your old job, thus getting two paychecks for one. Bonus points when your old job finds out and still postpones letting you go.

Steve managed to "reverse milton" Initech for a month while he started his new job at Flowtech. It took them 3 weeks to notice he wasn't there anymore!

reverse-french

Add a twist of Gallic charm to that otherwise humdrum wank (or hand job) by flipping your hand over (palm down, fingers facing upwards, thumb on the bottom rather than the top) and stroke away with a flourish - releasing at the end of every stroke. C'est Magnifique!

Brad: Hey Troy, what's up?

Troy: Sup' man. You'll never believe it, I got with this hot exchange student chick last night and she gave me a reverse-french at the drive-thru

Brad: That's freakin' sweet.