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a mustache that instead of being one strip in the middle, like Hitler, is shaved in the middle and left alone on the sides.
Guy 1:"Dude, that guy has a reverse Hitler, cool!"
Guy 2:"You fag, he also lives in the trailer park and sells crack"
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A card used in the game uno. Also used in arguments to counter the insult back at the speaker. The uno reverse is even more powerful then no u
Steve: Ur mom gay
Mark: Uno reverse
Steve: *every atom in his body explodes*
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A reverse beard occurs when a woman with an out of bounds muff sits on a man’s (or woman’s) face reverse cowgirl style. A person is more likely to be the victim of a reverse beard during the cold winter months, or when spontaneously hooking up with a partner who has been on a sexual sabbatical.
Yo, Stacy's bush is so grown out you could braid that shit. When we sixty-nined I had the reverse beard in full effect.
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Also known as the "Self Facial"
Some whore is jerking you off, but it goes totally wrong. Right when your about to bust, the crazy bitch points your dick back up towards you, and without you knowing; your demon seed is released all over your own face. At this point, you should proceed to get up and cockslap the bitch as hard as you possibly can.
yo that dumb whore... she pulled a reverse ending on me last nite
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This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.
(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.
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When you start a new job but don't quit your old job, thus getting two paychecks for one. Bonus points when your old job finds out and still postpones letting you go.
Steve managed to "reverse milton" Initech for a month while he started his new job at Flowtech. It took them 3 weeks to notice he wasn't there anymore!
(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing
Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...
Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.
Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.