Nice as rice

The highest complement one can bestow

Human 1: I drew this picture of a dog what do you think?
Human 2 (of higher intellect): That’s nice as rice

Toilet Rice

Rice that has been used to dry out a cell phone that has been dropped in the toilet.

Hey man, this curry is go good! What kind of rice did you use?
I used the Basmati in the cupboard.
Dude, that's the rice I used to dry out my IPhone after i dropped it in the toilet last night! That's toilet rice!! I forget to throw it out!

Rice Pony

A type of person who is sweet, dainty, majorly cute, very kind hearted and never fails to lift your mood.

"that girl is such a rice pony"
Siani Warner

rice blanket

Bear hugging an Asian chick as you fuck her in an attempt to keep her warm. Asian's don't like cold climates and are partial to the being kept warm.

Hey Su Chin, do you want to get wrapped up in a rice blanket tonight?

The rice is salty

The drag king version of tea sis. Used to react to gossip

Jessica: "Did you know Alexa is dating Emma?!"

Sophia: "NO!"

Jessica: "the rice is salty"

Rice gum

Idiot.

Stop being a rice gum
What’s they supposed to mean

Idiot

mutton and rice

Mutton and rice - that good dish that is cooked in your hometown, slang for hometown food/scran

Mum: I cooked you your favourite meal tonight

Son: No way! You made me that banging mutton and rice
Mum: you know it!