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An individual with proclivities to hippie like ideas and behavior, yet works for a commercial rafting operation while not enrolled in private secondary education institutions. Wardrobe typically is composed of a tangled outfit of Patagonia, Kavu, and Chaco's products. Showering rates, annoyingly vague recommendations for lifestyle changes to non-hippies, and rates of references to cannabis usage are similar to other sub-genres of hippie.
I thought the river hippie shit himself while guiding our raft, but it was only his garments and body being 'natural'.
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Wading River is located in Eastern Long Island NY. This town is pretty to visitors but sucks to live in because there is nothing to do. The winter is hell. During the summer you live on the beach and party. You have to drive far to get anywhere that is fun. Wading River is part of the Shoreham-Wading River School District and Wading River is defiantly better then Shoreham. Bagel Buddys is way better then the Bagel Lady and Wading River has "THE" Deli. The youth is spoiled. The school is good but has mad stupid rules and no cafeteria. It is full of mold and the middle school is actually falling down. Whenever students dont get their way their mommys call, complain and fix everything for their little brats. Its full of privileged, ungrateful snobs. Everyone believes their life is the worst ever and cry at night in their mansions. Everyone is pretty preppy besides a few misfits. All the boys basically dress like fagots. You know your a loser and your life will amount to nothing if you work at King Kullen. Lacrosse dominates this town winning states several times in the past few years and supported by All American players. Also we support a pretty sweet track/cross country team. For the kids who dont do sports there are also recreational options such as weed, shrooms and heroin. This town has a lot to offer.... not really
Yo Shoreham-Wading River sucks mad balls
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Rancid, disgusting, funky, unsanitary, dirty vagina.
Dude 1: Oh Christ! It smells like South River in here!
Dude 2: ....Sorry. That was me.
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Toms River is a large town with nearly 100,000 people. It is home to the largest suburban school district in the state with over 19,000 students enrolled. It has 12 elementary schools, 3 intermediate, and 4 high schools (including Ocean County's only Catholic High School). It is near the beach and Six Flags Great Adventure. It is home to the largest non-teaching hospital in the state and the only mall in the county. Toms River is known for Toms River Fest, one of the Top 100 Events in the country, winning the Little League World Championship in 1998, and one of the largest Halloween parades in the entire world. It is a great place to raise your kids as it is located within one of the top places to live in the country.
I'm going to Toms River for the beach.
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One who is talented and absolutely gorgeous!
Lead singer of the band Weezer.
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1. To moon a river.
2. A very very old song.
Guy 1: HEY LOOK I'M MOONING THE RIVER!
Guy 2: How very mature of you....
Random Guy: Hey LOOK, that guy is performing the moon river.
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During Missionary style sex you grab the sides of your womans face and pull the skin towards the top of her head until her navel becomes her mouth.
I was into it, I gave her a "Joan Rivers." I mean...can we talk?
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