pulling root

the act of manually stimulating the penis, as with masterbation or handjobs

"I keep a box of tissues next to the bed in case I feel like pulling root before I go to sleep."

7👍 5👎

root beef

originated in an asian resturaunt located in littleton, new hampshire and put on to the food menu under the non-alcoholic drinks, this drink is listed as root beef.

not to be confused with the drink known as rootbeer, root beef is more creamier and satisfying, and has a hint of a meaty tang to it! its better then the average cream soda. this drink contains over 109% of your daily protein you'll need everyday!

"yes, i will have the veggie lo mein and a nice tall glass of root beef please."

"are you getting enough protein in your diet? ask your docter about ROOT BEEF, today!"

4👍 2👎

Grass Roots

When you pull out your pubes one by one with tweezers

My friend Josh showed me how to perform Grass Roots on my ballsack

4👍 2👎

Hug Root

Basically means, Suck a Dick

Whatever moron, hug root.

6👍 4👎

rooted system

The after-math of the human body being fucked.

:Did you just get done boneing Sherrie?
:Yeah look at that "Rooted System".

5👍 3👎

pop a root

when a male gets an erection.

That girl was so fine she made me pop a root!

5👍 3👎

got root?

its like got milk but for hackers or for ROBLOX's sword fight on the heights players like me

*hacks the call of duty lobby* narrator: got root?

9👍 5👎