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a chaffing of parts of the body usually the knees or buttocks from having sex on a carpet.
mostly associated to a rash on the knees of a person giving head or a blow job see rug burn a cock sucking injury.
Ellen got an awful rug rash yesterday while polishing my knob
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Rug skittles is a process completed by dogs who have either (1) swollen anal glands or (2) an unexplainably itchy anus.
A dog doing Rug Skittles is easily spotted. The dog sits on his ass with his back feet in the air, and scoots forward.
Dogs do this on rugs because it is the best surface for itching such orifices. If you see a dog doing it on hard word or tile, call Animal control ASAP. This dog is rabid.
-Rover, stop doing rug skittles, you're gonna ruin the god damn carpet!
-Fuck you! It itches!
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The guy makes sexual entry into the vagina. Then the couple gets rolled tightly into a rug. Tight enough where you are completely constricted. The girl must use the pussy muscles exclusively to get the guy to come. The only part of the guy sticking out of the rug is his head and he bobs it around wildly while coming.
In the Orient it costs $25 for a rug fuck with an oriental whore.
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When a man is fucking a girl, he pulls out and cums all up in her pubic hair. Then the man rubs it in and makes her leave it there. When it dries and hardens, the bitch now has a lumpy rug.
"I started to go down on this hoe, but when I tried to run my fingers through her pubes, she had the nastiest lumpy rug!"
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When Venus stopped shaving in the middle of our relationship, she started growing a classic Tehrani persian rug.
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A YouTube nerd who used to play call of duty with his other nerd friends, who now just makes crappy vlogs and "challenge" videos. In these crappy vlogs he typically walks around his house and talks to his only friends, which include his mom, dad, brother, and his obese dog.
Friend 1: Hey! Did you watch that new Faze Rug video?
Friend 2: lol, of course not!
Friend 1: haha, me neither!
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Dan: did you hear they caught Stacy making out with Michela under the bleachers
Trent: Damn! I had no idea that Michela was a rug muncher
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