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Rum

Our overlord. He is eternal. We shall follow him into the light and watch the world burn beneath our feet, but we will stay living under the rule of our King.

"Rum is our King."
"Oh, really?"
"Yes, but only on Sundays because that's when we feed him."
"What?"
"Yeah, he only likes pine seeds and blackberries."
"What is he, a bird or something?"
"Yes."
"I-"

by Quartings August 18, 2019


Rum

'It is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.' Usually gone on account of Mrs Elizabeth Swan, either for the likes of bonfire or to amuse an audience.

'Why is the rum gone?'
'But why is the rum gone?

by Luke1090809 June 28, 2022


Rum scum bull

Used as a an alternate saying for rock, paper, scissors.

Would you like to play rum scum bull?

by PeeWee1981 July 10, 2016


Rumming on empty

Strong cocktail 2oz pineapple rum, 2oz coconut rum, 1oz vanilla vodka, 1oz blue curaçao, splash of orange juice.

That new drink rumming on empty knocked me out.

by Rhody401 January 26, 2022


BURGONDy rUM

A school homcoming dance with cheer leaders and ballplayers that face off against other schools and schoolers on the dance floor.

I was apart of the burgondy rum homcoming dance off.

by LBJAY November 8, 2017


booty rum

The act of inserting cane sugar into your anus, waiting for it to ferment and then drinking the rum.

Would you like to taste my "booty rum".

by dorite May 21, 2014


rummings

the ejaculations of a man very drunk on rum

arrr, got me rummings all over the carpet last night”

by the one who knocks December 20, 2019