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Watching a TV show or movie just because you are sexually attracted to the actor or actress in it, using the excuse you are watching the TV show or movie 'because you like the story.'
I had a safe porn Ashton Kutcher marathon last night.
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Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.
My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.
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When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.
Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.
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a place where no fun is allowed and people that get offended by the wind usually hang out
Jared is always on his safe space because he thinks the sun is oppressing him because it shows he is ugly
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A man who one can have no strings attached sex with because he is drug and disease free, not interested in commitments and is a great lover.
Jane was married but unhappy with her boring sex life so she is looking for a safe man to bang her.
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A British term refering to the safety in investing by buying houses.
Although that bridge looks rickety is really as safe as houses.
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The most used oxymoron I have ever heard.
Safe sex, safe ciggarett, we got it all.
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