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A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.
We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.
A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.
When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression
Jake: Make me a salami sandwich or else🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫. Babe I want your salami
Rare french word combination meaning “dirty friend” -> sal = dirty + ami = friend.
He thought he had found a trustworthy friend but when he discovered his friend was banging his wife “comme un ourse”, he realized he was just a “salami”.
“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”
'Salami'
A word to describe a moment were you secretly share negative emotions towards someone who is unaware of the fact.
person1: "yeah I accidentally microwaved my pet cat"
person2: salami.
person1: "lol what?"