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When one has an activity pertaining to salt, one must take a salt break to complete said task. Similar to rice break.
Carrying a large 40 pound (18.143695 KG) bag of salt down to ones basement door, or adding a pinch of said salt to some rather tasteless green beans, or even salting an icy road as to not slip and die all require salt breaks.
In the winter, and particularly around tasteless foods, one must have quite a few more salt breaks.
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1. What you do when you hurt yourself and want the open lesion to be prevented from infection/heal faster.
2. An amazing melodic death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed on 9/11 which makes them that much fucking cooler.
1. Gee whiz, I do hope my bear-wrestling lacerations heal quicker if I salt the wounds, because it sure does hurt like a mother fucker!
2. I'm going need a new pair of undies after listening to I Swear The Visine Is For My Allergies.
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during anal sex you pull out and make a circle of jizz around the girl's asshole
dude i was trying new shit the other day so i tried salting the rim
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Only the best female alternative/grunge rock act of the 90s, unfairly crapped on by critics and only 2 of their singles "Volcano girls" and "Seether" got popular. Even their single "Shutterbug," with a very high-budget video and SNL performance, was mostly ignored. Released an amazing comeback album in July 2015 and guess what....... still nobody but the fans care. But, to Hell with the masses anyway.
Person 1: Hey do you like Veruca Salt?
Person 2: Well yeah, she's my favorite Willy Wonka character!
Person 1: No, the 90s band.
Person 2: She was in a band?
Person 1: facepalm
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*ON A DATE* PASS THE SALT. *FUCKS IN BATHROOM*
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A sweet death metal band from Ohio.
Listen to them.
Kid: My ears are bleeding from these awesome vocals and lyrics of Salt The Wound!
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Small crumbs or random shit on the bed the size of salt, that annoys you while you try to sleep and end up brushing off
Fuck I can't sleep with all this bed salt on the bed, I have to brush it off