Scratch and Sniff

The act of fucking a woman in the ass using a rough sock as a condom, and afterwards making the woman smell the sock.

If my wife tries to drag me to the symphony again, I'm gonna give her the ol' scratch and sniff tonight.

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Itch to scratch

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)

I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.

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oprah scratch

sweet coin

conan doesnt have oprah scratch.

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belgium scratch

When a penis/dildo is going into another man's penis. Google search Kids in a Sandbox.

Justen: "Hey, Greg, want a Belgium Scratch?"
Greg: "Oh, hells yeah man! I already have a pencil in my ass."

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Hot Scratch

A sexual act of the fisting and anal variety. More specifically a hot scratch involves someone inserting their fist into their own asshole or a friends asshole and slowly but firmly opening the hand so that they can scratch the inside of the anus with their fingernails whilst removing themselves from the vicinity.

Ali: "I fancy something a little more adventurous today Joe"
Joe: "Really how about a bit of anal fisting?"
Ali: "Chicken, I was thinking I could give you a hot scratch?"
Joe: "Saucy"

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Scratch-a-rella

Money cash paper.

I need to get some scratch-a-rella.

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scratch ya

its a cross between, see ya l8er and catch u l8ter

im going....... scratch ya l8er

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