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When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.
Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"
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where all them stuck up seattle kids go. often many students have addictions even though they have been given many chances in life. the bitches are the most stuck up ones here, they got a stick so far up they’re ass they can’t see they future of them becoming a hooker.
guy 1: “yo that bitch goes to sea prep”
guy 2: “why her insta say ‘Seattle Prep!’, ain’t nobody gives a shit”
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When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.
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while engaging in the 69 position while the male happens to be eating out the female , the female then releases a ginourmous brown substance in which is insearted into the males boca (spanish for mouth)
o man that was a nice seattle steamer (EHHH HIGH FIVVEEE)
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NBA team that has 1 championship from the '80s; were idiots to trade away Payton; missed the playoffs last year, but overall have been good lately
The Supersonics traded away Payton.
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A white liberal who supports non-whites in theory, but fully participates in systemic racism. Can include liberals from other parts of the country
"I know that Trump is a racist and Hillary Clinton is the only reasonable chance we have to beat him, but I'm voting for Jill Stein because I don't have to deal with racism on a daily basis. I am a Seattle Racist!"
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in the family of Pittsburgh Plunge, Philidelphia Fist, Cleveland Steamer, etc.
Similar to the Pittsburgh Plunge but instead of sticking your head in, the whole body must go (OH THE HORROR!!!)
THE SEATTLE SKYDIVE
Yeah, that was pretty nasty.
Yeah well last night i went all the way in.
WAT!?!?
Yeah, I Seattle Skydove that bitch; stood on the edge of the couch and BAM! I was in like a pineapple in Hitler's ass.
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