second father

a huge inspiration and influence for you, somebody you WISH was your dad, someone who feels like he IS your dad.

For me, Kurt Cobain, Shannon Hoon, and Layne Staley. They are all second fathers to me, I love you all, I miss you all the time. Kurt- Never fade away. I have nothing but love and respect for you, and I hope you have reached your nirvana. Layne- Hope you have been freed from your chains, out of the box- I hope you're in heaven, happier than ever, and with Demri once again. Shannon- you keep me dreaming, boy- and you're always there when I wake. Thank you.

Sorry for the emotional little thing there, but that's how you're supposed to feel about second fathers. Dare you to post yours.

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second cup

god the person who wrote the last definition is a complete shmuck. Second Cup is owned by Cara Food services. The same people who own swiss chalet and harvey's. Second Cup was never bought out by Starbucks. Wherever you got that info, its wrong buddy. Second Cup is proudly Canadian.

The idiot who wrote that about Second Cup probaly drinks at Starbucks....American deuche

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Second Amendment

A needed impetmus for population control.

People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.

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sloppy seconds

when you fuck or get with a girl and soon after somebody gets with her he gets your sloppy seconds

guy1: yo i just fucked that girl
guy2:really? you just got my sloppy seconds i fucked her 15 min ago

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Second stage

When an overweight man with a beer gut is performing the position of "doggy style" , his gut will sometimes interfere with the depth of penile penetration. He then picks up his gut, sets it on the females rear end and slides in farther for the " second stage " .

I got her all worked up , picked up my belly and gave her the second stage !!

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second base

highly debated base when talking about sexual accomplishments, all that needs to be done is to clarify what "league" youre "playing" in.

second base in minor league baseball is feeling a girl up.

second base in *major* league baseball is fingering or handjob.

Major league- 1st base makeout with feeling up; 2nd handjob/fingering; 3rd blowjob/ eating out; home sex

minors- 1st base makeout; 2nd feeling up (breasts); 3rd oral/fingering/handjob; home sex

"oh my god becky, last night, james and i went to second base!"
"major or minor league?"
"major baby!"
"oh wowww"

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Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.

M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.

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