Awsome movie with Johnny Depp and John Turturro.
You stowle my storay (secret window).
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A person who misrepresents themselves online by using their most flattering picture, by using a picture that is many years out of date, or a combination therein.
Or:
Someone who uses the magic of photoshop to appear good-looking.
see also, "wordsecret ugly/word"
"I had been talking to her on AIM for months, but when I finally saw her, she was hideous like the elephant man. Total secret ugly."
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When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.
She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake
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In most RPG games(Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts, for example) or otherwise, an enemy who usually has nothing to do with the story but when fought is usually much more difficult to defeat than that game's actual final boss. These enemies also usually present rewards to those who are able to defeat them in battle. Most are notorious for being a massive headache to beat.
Emerald Weapon in Final Fantasy VII and Vanitas Remnant in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep are both Secret Bosses.
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A secret shitter is one who poops more then the normal person, yet denies even pooping once.
Mike Taylor has been caught doing this evil thing atleast 5 times. Many more instances have happend where people think he was shitting but couldnt be sure, but he has been caught in the act 5 times or more.
He has been known to cover up pooping with excuses such as "Im brushing my teeth" or "Im taking a shower"
Chris- Mike i know your shitting
Mike- No im not im brushing my teeth
Chris- Yeah sure, just admit it
Mike- Im gonna cock back my arm and act like im gonna hit you while looking stupid.
Chris-Yeah whats new you secret shitter.
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a person who makes great grades in school and insists they do not study while in reality they go home and study tirelessly in order to make good grade, thereby effectively making you feel stupid
I totally failed that exam, meanwhile Damian did great and said he didn't even do his homework, but you know that's because he's a secret studier.
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A word that expresses the relationship between two people which might be described as a 'profound bound' - but instead of loving eachother, they secretly hate eachother. Quite a lot actually.
Person 1: 'I spent the past sixty years hating her.'
Person 2: 'So you've been Secret Haters for that long?!'
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