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The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.
Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.
"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."
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When a guy takes his picture with a creampie he just created
Jake : Damn check out the Creampie Selfie Chad just sent me!
Craig : Damn that's a nice pussy wonder who's it is?
Steve : It's Michelle's he was going to fuck her all weekend thank god I got the Creampie selfie too! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Jake : Nice!
Craig : Nice!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Jake : Quit crying you fucking baby!
Craig : Hey Jake can you send me a Creampie Selfie after you fuck Kiersten tonight?
Jake : Sure as long as you send me A Creampie Selfie after you fuck Jenna tonight!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : Oh quit crying you fucking baby!
Jake : Poor baby no pussy for Mark guess he can't send us A Creampie Selfie!
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A photo depicting a sexual mannerism such as boobs. Butt, penis or vagina
hey babe would you send me a suggestive selfie
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A post on any type of social media where a hoe attempts to flaunt her body in her new spring clothes with the clever caption of "Happy Easter". Of course, what better time to promote sluttiness on the most religious Christian holiday of the year.
Did you see Jane's Easter Selfie?! I swear I came when I saw it.
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A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.
The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.
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