porn shakes

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey

i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.

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booty shaking

The act of shaking la derriere. Founded in pole/table dancing, popularised by hip-hop stars.

Missy be booty shaking like a bad mo fo

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shake sum

Fight me

" you got a problem, shake sum "

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Harlem Shake

A new stupid dance crass on YouTube, and people just making idiots of themselves. Usely only about 30-45 seconds long, where it starts out as one person dancing and everyone not noticing. Til about half way and then everyone in the room dances and shakes usely masked to hide their shame.

Did you see Jimmy Fallon on YouTube doing the Harlem Shake?

Yeah they all looked retarted!

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milk shake

2/3 ice cream, 1/3 milk, place in blender, mix, serve chilled

strawberry milk shake

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Meat Shake

This nefarious sexual act requires the aid of 3 things; 1 person (gender inconsequential) with epilepsy, 1 strobe light, and 1 harness. Upon securing the epileptic person with the harness, the harness is then attatched securely to the penis of the meat shake reciever. The strobe light is then turned on, causing the person within the harness to have an epileptic fit. The shaking of the reciever's "meat", should cause him to ejaculate within minutes, probably ontop of the person secured in the harness.

Mark: "I wasnt too keen on Sally, until i learned that she had epilepsy."
Josh: "you didn't do what i think you did, did you?"
Mark: "Bro... i meat shaked the shit out of her."
Josh: "Classic Mark"

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Shamrock Shake

The best possible item ever placed on the Mcdonalds' menu. People wait hours just to buy one when they start selling them the month before St Patrick's day. A green vanilla mike shake (which may or may not be more addictive than crack.)

Person X: What the hell is this line for at McDonalds?
Person Y: They released Shamrock Shakes, again!
Person X: Is that a Mexican thing?
Person Y: Irish.
Person X: Ahhhh...bless the Irish and their dairy treats!

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