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A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.
When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!
A wet fart. Usually made with a squishing or dirty sound. Usually occurs when one "forces" a reluctant poot. Really bad when you are wearing shorts as the product of the said "wet fart" runs down your legs leaving brown, green, or yellow streams. Smells range from pure poo to a rotten egg smell. Embarassing, trust me. Basically you shit yourself. If you can't fart don't force it. Instant regret.
When is a fart not a fart? When it is a shart!
fart and shit in the same word
used in the same meaning as shit
person 1: SHART i lost the fucking game
When you try to fart in front of you friends but accidentally poop yourself
Hey guys watch this ftttttfft uhoh I think I just pooped myself haha you sharted
When you shit and fart at the same time
Ben: "After eating too much Taco Bell and beans, I released the nastiest Shart EVER!"
Josh: "WOAH BRO, I have to do the same thing now!"
When you fart and the air propels some shit out of your ass. This is usually unexpected and embarrassing and happens more often when you are sick and have diarrhea. Throw away your underwear after this happens.
Always fart slowly to ensure that you don't shart your pants.