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As your sexual partner goes to the bathroom to "freshen up", you scout their room and find an object to place up your rectum before participating in intercourse. After the act, as they go to the bathroom to clean up, you remove it and place it back without them noticing.
“Hey I had a great time last night! But did you happen to Compton Stealth Shelf my jumbo sharpie?”
aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop
you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit
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Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.
Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"
Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"
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A term used by a dodgy notherner who likes staring at the 'top-shelf' in newsagents............I bet he likes the little kiddys watching him do it too!
Ooooo one does enjoy this top-shelf material, where are the kiddies?
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That type of nigga always looking for a handout.
That nigga King Trav be over here everyday looking for some shit. He a bottom shelf nigga. Ain't no charity up in here.
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Popular location for a tattoo, namely the the small of a woman's back.
Called shelf-art because its on the shelf.
"Cyndi has pretty wild shelf-art." "Really?" "Yeah, Trey said he busted a nut there last night and the tat looked like two dragons kissing."
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a woman with an ass so enormous that you can put your drink on it while doing her.
Daaaamn!!! Check out that girl's shelf-like booty. You can put an entire 6pack on it!
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