Ship Name

A name that combines a couples two names. Usually the first letter of one name replaces the first letter of the other name.

Jessie and bill would be: bessie or jill. Thats a ship name.

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Pimp Ship

Obviously, the space ship for Pimps. But these aint no normal pimps, no. They are technologically advanced alien-like pimps. They can fly from galaxy to galaxy, to and fro, dropping off and picking up their space hoes. Due to their technological advances they have an on-board hoe-storage system, therefore they can pick up their space-hoe, deposit them and keep them safe, healthy and ready for another vigorous session of spacing it up on other planets. This way the space pimps never have to repeat TV show Scrubs character Snoop Dogg Interns words of, "Where my hoes at?", because they will know exactly where they are, in their little hoe depository system. Think of pokemon, the computer, where you store the pokeballs, it's like that, only with hoes, yeahhhh now you get me! By the way, Scrubs and Pokemon are both very glorious.

"Did you hear big daddy lost a space hoe?"

"Impossible, not with the new hoe storage device"

"Well, apparently the Pimp Ship didn't turn up"

"Shitt son"

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cruise ship

A huge ship full of nightclubs, restaurants, pools, and staterooms with gorgeous views. Cruises are basically a free pass to hook up with a different person every night and party 24/7 without being judged. It's great because you'll never see the girl who held your hair as you puked your guts out that one night, or the guys who had to watch, ever again.

Clueless peasant: What did you do for spring break?
Tanned rich kid: I went on a cruise.
Clueless peasant: Didn't you get bored being on a cruise ship for a whole week?
Tanned rich kid: Let's see, I went to a different island every day, partied till 4 AM every night, and was handed everything on a silver platter... yeah, it was awful.

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pirate ship

See also "upper decker"

The act of taking a crap in the toilet tank instead of the bowl.

the party sucked so I pirate shipped the toilet.

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Shipping and Handling

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.

Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.

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ship wreck

A person that is ugly or just beyond fixin up.
Busted, broke down, sloppy, not tryin to do nothing for themselves, hopeless, aint never gonna be anything

Damn man look at that ship wreck over their

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I ship it

I ship it means that you think one person and another will be good together or that they are going to get together, or you’re just plain annoying and want to make someone go insane *covers face in shame*. You can even ship ppl from different universes, for example you COULD ship an anime character with a book character, but that’s just plain illegal and a big sign that you could be a rly terrible person.

Me: *sees person talking and laughing with person, and them smiling back*
Me: *mutters under breath* I ship it ÙwÚ
Them: *months later start dating*
Me: I knew it!!!!!
Everyone else: ............... 911? Halp, we got a crazy person

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